The Preist, The Rabbi & The Minister A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to go fishing together, so they meet up and
row out to a spot the rabbi and the minister have used before.

Not long after they cast the lines the rabbi exclaims that he has left his flask in
the boot of the car. He leaps over the side of the boat and walks across the water
returning a few minutes later with the flask. The priest is dumfounded but can only
put this feat down to the fact that the rabbi must be a very religious and pious
person.

As lunchtime approaches, the minister confesses that he has left the sandwiches in
the car. So he too jumps over the side of the boat and runs back across the water,
returning shortly with his lunch. Again the priest is amazed but can only put it
down to the fact that the minister must also be a very religious and pious person.

They settle back into the fishing and they are having reasonable luck. In fact they
were doing so well that they start to run low on bait. The priest says no problem, I
have plenty in the car, I’ll nip over and get some. He is quite sure that he is just
as religious and pious as the rabbi and the minister so he leaps over the side of
the boat and promptly disappears underwater. As he surfaces for the third time the
minister turns to the rabbi and says
“Morris, shouldn’t we tell him where the stepping stones are ?”

Okay so there was a blonde who was rowing her boat in the middle of a feild. There was no water around..Nowhere! But here comes a “smart blonde”. She stops her car on the side of the road, goes to the edge of the field and shouts, “IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT MAKES US SMART BLONDES LOOK INCREDIBLY DUMB! IF I COULD SWIM I COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!”

There were three women on deth row. One was a redhead. One was a brunet. One was a blond.

The officers came and got the redhead. They asked her did she have any last words. She siad “No.” So he got his gun, cocked it, and said,”Ready, Aim,” The girl yelled out,”TORNADO” every one turned around and she ran away.

The officers went and got the Brunet. They asked her did she have any last words. She said “No.” So he got his gun, cocked it, and said, “Ready, Aim,” The brunet yelled out, “HURICANE!” Every one turned around and she ran away.

The officers went and got the blond. They asked her did she have any last words. She said “No.” So he got his gun, cocked it, and said,”Ready, Aim,” the Blond yelled out, “FIRE!”

 There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead running away from the cops. They stopped at a farm and hid. The brunette went to hide with the horses and wen the cops went by, she neighed and they didnt notice. the redhead hid with the cows and mooed when the cops went by. the blonde hid behind a potato sack,  and wen the police went by, she said "potatoe" and she got arrested.

there was a blonde, brunette and redhead stranded on an island. they were 3 miles from shore. they all wanted to try swimming to shore so the brunette swam 2 miles, then sank. the redhead went 1 mile, then sank and the blonde, swam 2 miles, than she said she was tired and swam back.