Blonde in a boat

Okay so there was a blonde who was rowing her boat in the middle of a feild. There was no water around..Nowhere! But here comes a “smart blonde”. She stops her car on the side of the road, goes to the edge of the field and shouts, “IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT MAKES US SMART BLONDES LOOK INCREDIBLY DUMB! IF I COULD SWIM I COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!”