The Preist, The Rabbi & The Minister
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to go fishing together, so they meet up and
row out to a spot the rabbi and the minister have used before.
Not long after they cast the lines the rabbi exclaims that he has left his flask in
the boot of the car. He leaps over the side of the boat and walks across the water
returning a few minutes later with the flask. The priest is dumfounded but can only
put this feat down to the fact that the rabbi must be a very religious and pious
person.
As lunchtime approaches, the minister confesses that he has left the sandwiches in
the car. So he too jumps over the side of the boat and runs back across the water,
returning shortly with his lunch. Again the priest is amazed but can only put it
down to the fact that the minister must also be a very religious and pious person.
They settle back into the fishing and they are having reasonable luck. In fact they
were doing so well that they start to run low on bait. The priest says no problem, I
have plenty in the car, I’ll nip over and get some. He is quite sure that he is just
as religious and pious as the rabbi and the minister so he leaps over the side of
the boat and promptly disappears underwater. As he surfaces for the third time the
minister turns to the rabbi and says
“Morris, shouldn’t we tell him where the stepping stones are ?”
row out to a spot the rabbi and the minister have used before.
Not long after they cast the lines the rabbi exclaims that he has left his flask in
the boot of the car. He leaps over the side of the boat and walks across the water
returning a few minutes later with the flask. The priest is dumfounded but can only
put this feat down to the fact that the rabbi must be a very religious and pious
person.
As lunchtime approaches, the minister confesses that he has left the sandwiches in
the car. So he too jumps over the side of the boat and runs back across the water,
returning shortly with his lunch. Again the priest is amazed but can only put it
down to the fact that the minister must also be a very religious and pious person.
They settle back into the fishing and they are having reasonable luck. In fact they
were doing so well that they start to run low on bait. The priest says no problem, I
have plenty in the car, I’ll nip over and get some. He is quite sure that he is just
as religious and pious as the rabbi and the minister so he leaps over the side of
the boat and promptly disappears underwater. As he surfaces for the third time the
minister turns to the rabbi and says
“Morris, shouldn’t we tell him where the stepping stones are ?”
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