There was this older brother who took his ill younger brother to a nursing home. They fed him and put him in a chair by the window with a nice view. Once he started leaning to the left, the nurses put him back up. Then he started leaning to the right and they put him back up again. His brother came to check on him and he asked "So, how was it?" and the brother replied "Its nice here, but they wont let u fart."